Hey! You take that back!
Tomorrow I want to buy Grasshopper Jungle and Redefining Realness.
Unrelated to all things. I got paid this week. I get to buy books.
Okay, so awhile back I bought the asexual coat of arms mug from Society6 because SUPPORT ARTISTS and UNICORNS but MOSTLY I AM SO ASEXUAL I AM SO ASEXUAL I JUST CANNOT EVEN ANYTHING ELSE AT ALL.
&…. my housemates are kind of messy, and I always do the dishes when they’re brought back to the kitchen. I use the kitchen the LEAST and do the MOST dishes, and I HAVE NOT SEEN MY MUG FOR TWO WEEKS?!?!
& awhile back I asked about it, and someone had it in their room… & he was like, “Can I not use it?” & I was like, “Sure, you can. I’m not going to be like YOU CANNOT USE MY DISHES,” but apparently he USES IT FOREVER AND NEVER BRINGS IT BACK BUT HE ALSO USES OTHER MUGS?!?!?! Like, WHERE IS MY MUG?!?!?! WHAT IS HE USING IT FOR?
I have owned it for 2 months now and used it twice? And I GET it. It’s COOL and LARGE and has UNICORNS on it, but you know what it ALSO has on it?!?!?!?!?! THE ASEXUAL FLAG. FOR ASEXUALS.
& I JUST WANT TO DRINK LEMON GINGER TEA FROM MY MUG THAT IS ABOUT ME BEING ASEXUAL. I WANT TO OWN THINGS AND USE THINGS THAT ARE ABOUT MY IDENTITY!?!?!?! Like, I AM THE ASEXUAL I GET TO USE THE ASEXUAL MUG. HE IS NOT ASEXUAL. WHENEVER HE HAS SEX HE LISTENS TO JEFF BUCKLEY REALLY LOUDLY.
I literally own FOUR dishes (a bottle opener, a skillet, a Harry Potter mug that my toothbrush is in, and THAT FUCKING UNICORN MUG).
i havent even played dragon age
so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious.
pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.
no i will continue to do that
A list of diverse television shows that are premiering or returning to TV for the 2014-2015 season.
This year’s Emmys weren’t the most diverse, which is really unfortunate. But Fall 2014 is right around the corner and here at LEE & LOW, we made a list of 16 shows we’re looking forward to!
Grey’s Anatomy, Shonda Rhimes’s medical drama with one of the most diverse casts on network TV, returns for its eleventh season.
Elementary, starring Jonny Lee Miller and Lucy Liu as a modern day Sherlock Holmes and Joan Watson, returns. We just love this show.
Sleepy Hollow normalizes POC characters as leads in a fantasy-world setting, in which their POC-ness isn’t an “issue” but definitely a part of who they are as characters. It tackles historical issues like slavery head-on (for example, Ichabod’s reaction to Abbie being a cop), and it centers Abbie’s experience as the hero of this tale.
Ultimately, it’s epic and funny and fascinating—it tells a good story.
Scandal, Shonda Rhimes’s political thriller, returns with Kerry Washington as Olivia Pope, queen of the Perfect Pantsuit. Whether you love or hate this show, one thing’s for sure: it’s impossible to stop watching.
The Mindy Project, Mindy Kaling’s rom-com, is back for a third season, featuring a strong, smart Indian American woman front and center as its main character.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Andre Braugher earned an Emmy nomination for his role in this sitcom set in a Brooklyn Police Department, which has been praised by many for its truly diverse cast and nuanced representation.
Fresh off the Boat is the first sitcom starring Asian Americans since Margaret Cho’s All American Girl in 1994. There are 18.9 million Asian Americans in the US. It’s time to see some positive representation!
The Minority Report with Larry Wilmore will replace Comedy Central’s Colbert Report. Larry Wilmore, also known as the “Senior Black Correspondent” on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report, will be one of the first black comedians to anchor his own show in the coveted 11:30 pm spot.
Black-ish, starring Tracee Ellis Ross and Anthony Anderson, follows a middle-class African American family in a mostly-white neighborhood.
Selfie looks fun and funny, a fresh take on My Fair Lady, with a nicely diverse cast across the board.
Cristela, “in her sixth year at law school, is finally on the brink of landing her first big (unpaid) internship at a prestigious law firm. However, she’s a lot more ambitious than her traditional Mexican-American family thinks is appropriate.”
How to Get Away with Murder stars two-time Oscar nominee, Viola Davis, as “the brilliant, charismatic and seductive Professor Annalise Keating, who gets entangled with four law students from her class “How to Get Away with Murder.””