p sure the best part of Princess Protection Program is when Jamie Chung yells “Nooooooo!” and jumps into the pool after the crown. 

There’s a puppy that gets locked in a room in the basement during the day, and it’s sad & barks for hours. & I feel like I can’t complain about it because it either belongs to the super or the landlord? & I don’t know what to do about it…. but it’s loud & barks at all hours & is sad & I want to hug it forever. 

alliartist:

spaceswordblaster:

silencedrowns:

comradewodka:

sentientcitizen:

viktormayrin:

[SCREAMING]

LOOK.

LOOK AT THE NEW COVERS FOR SABRIEL AND LIRAEL.

SOURCE AND SOURCE, MOTHERFUCKERS. WEEP IN AWE.

rwbwby you really have to read these books.

Here’s links to the Clariel and Aberhosen covers by the same person!!!

ohhhhhh god REALLY im so jealous (not that the original covers arent wonderful)

WAIT THERES A CLARIEL NOW WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

OMG the Sabriel one is so much more accurate to the book than the older cover… I’m in love!!

INSANE SHRIEKING

OMG ANOTHER BOOK AND THESE COVERS AND I CANT BREATHE

I have a freelance editing thing that’s like, “Just focus on a scene for my YA novel” but the novel is 25 pages & there’s nothing to focus on, except “Make it longer, more internal life, stop missing opportunities, you have enough here for 75 pages if you actually explored these scenes, but also you need to add more” & I feel like it’s late & he’s not going to want to pay me. :/

I feel well rested & good. 

I did my taxes last night at my friend’s house (because my Internet has been down & Carley is perfect & I love everything about her) & I’m getting almost $1000 from various governments. Yay moneeeey!

My friend Carley is perfect and I love everything about her.

I’m supposed to watch Jennifer’s Body with a friend today, & she has not texted me back & I am worried that she secretly hates me, even though I know that is not true.

I was dying in my tummy yesterday so I took a hot shower yesterday morning, and when I came back from Carley’s this morning the new housemate’s toothbrush was in the other bathroom. So logically it’s probably that she needs to brush her teeth in the morning before work, but secretly I think she thinks I’m dirty & awful & gross, which makes no sense because the other bathroom is way dirtier & more people use it. & I want to ask her why she moved her toothbrush, but that’s probably weird. Anyway, I got sad and cleaned the bathroom this morning. 

I read the first 10 pages of Graceling again on the subway bc Carley returned it to me & now don’t want to read any of the things I have to read bc I just want to reread Graceling. 

I have so much work to do, but I think I’m going to clean my room instead. Clean clean clean. Clean. 

While I clean, I’m probably going to watch Princess Protection Program.

Did you always want to be a comedian? No. No, I ah, I still don’t. I’m a little different than other comedians in that way. I’ve never wanted this. I was hoping to be a stripper, and I made some wrong turns.

(Source: onyourbagel)

kingcheddarxvii:

THIS IS ILLEGAL

(Source: andersondaily)

psychologicalmumbojumbo:

yourbloodmysmile:

marvelous-gallifrey:

thegreatbigfour:

lil-miss-choc:

608474:

Lucy (2014)

An action film.

With a female lead.

Played by Scarlett Johanssen

With no love interest.

With superpowers.

And Morgan Freeman.

I had no idea how much I wanted this until this moment.

image

This looks incredible 

Can’t wait

I’ve reblogged the trailer before, but man it looks cool!

fleebites:

I coloured my tiger :)

  1. Camera: EPSON XP-410 Series

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"It’s the age of celebrity. It’s the age of social media. But for we old school girls who don’t want to show up at every single event just ‘cause… I don’t tweet–I have nothing to say. I’m not on Facebook. I mean it sounds like I have plenty to say, but that’s to people who I’m in a room with. I’m not that interesting, and the rest is none of your business." - Gina Torres